1 00:00:01,829 --> 00:00:02,746 Helga: ARNOLD! 2 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:04,373 ( barking ) 3 00:00:05,374 --> 00:00:06,709 HEY, ARNOLD! 4 00:00:11,547 --> 00:00:13,090 ( glass shatters ) 5 00:00:16,677 --> 00:00:17,594 ( girl shrieks ) 6 00:00:17,678 --> 00:00:20,472 Helga: HEY, ARNOLD! 7 00:00:21,348 --> 00:00:23,600 ARNOLD! 8 00:00:24,351 --> 00:00:26,437 ARNOLD! 9 00:00:26,729 --> 00:00:29,606 ARNOLD! 10 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:32,401 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 11 00:00:32,484 --> 00:00:35,904 and NICKELODEON] 12 00:00:37,364 --> 00:00:39,074 AR-NOLD! 13 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:42,453 MOVE IT, FOOTBALL-HEAD! 14 00:00:42,536 --> 00:00:43,829 Kids: HEY, ARNOLD! 15 00:00:55,799 --> 00:00:58,719 Arnold: LOOK, LILA, EVIL TWIN II. 16 00:00:58,802 --> 00:01:00,012 WE COULD GO SATURDAY. 17 00:01:00,095 --> 00:01:01,930 GOSH, I DON'T THINK SO, ARNOLD. 18 00:01:02,014 --> 00:01:02,848 I REALLY DON'T LIKE SCARY MOVIES. 19 00:01:02,931 --> 00:01:05,058 OKAY THEN, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE-- 20 00:01:05,142 --> 00:01:08,604 THE ENCHANTED BUNNIES OF HAPPY FOREST? 21 00:01:08,687 --> 00:01:10,272 IT DOESN'T LOOK SCARY. 22 00:01:10,355 --> 00:01:11,648 YOU'RE RIGHT, ARNOLD, IT LOOKS SWEET 23 00:01:11,732 --> 00:01:13,650 JUST EVER SO SWEET. 24 00:01:13,734 --> 00:01:16,069 I'D RATHER WE DIDN'T SEE IT. 25 00:01:16,153 --> 00:01:17,821 HOW COME, LILA? 26 00:01:17,905 --> 00:01:19,531 YOU LOVE THAT KIND OF MOVIE. 27 00:01:19,615 --> 00:01:21,158 WELL, YES, JUST EVER SO MUCH. 28 00:01:21,241 --> 00:01:21,825 THEN WHY WON'T YOU SEE IT? 29 00:01:21,909 --> 00:01:24,077 OH, IT'S NOT THE MOVIE, ARNOLD 30 00:01:24,161 --> 00:01:29,124 IT'S... WELL, TO BE JUST PERFECTLY HONEST, IT'S YOU. 31 00:01:30,542 --> 00:01:32,044 OH, DON'T GET ME WRONG, ARNOLD 32 00:01:32,127 --> 00:01:33,837 YOU AND I ARE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS 33 00:01:33,921 --> 00:01:36,215 BUT, AS I'VE TOLD YOU, OH, SO MANY TIMES 34 00:01:36,298 --> 00:01:38,967 I JUST DON'T LIKE-YOU LIKE YOU. 35 00:01:39,051 --> 00:01:39,718 AND GOING TO A MOVIE TOGETHER 36 00:01:39,802 --> 00:01:42,679 SOUNDS KIND OF LIKE A DATE. 37 00:01:42,763 --> 00:01:44,765 YOU UNDERSTAND, DON'T YOU? 38 00:01:44,848 --> 00:01:45,724 ACTUALLY, LILA, I'M NOT SURE I DO. 39 00:01:45,808 --> 00:01:48,143 YOU AND I GET ALONG SO GREAT 40 00:01:48,227 --> 00:01:50,229 AND WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. 41 00:01:50,312 --> 00:01:53,732 I REALLY DON'T GET WHY YOU DON'T LIKE-ME LIKE ME. 42 00:01:53,816 --> 00:01:56,735 GOSH, ARNOLD, I SUPPOSE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST NOT 43 00:01:56,819 --> 00:01:59,446 THAT OH-SO-SPECIAL SOMEONE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 44 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:00,322 THAT'S ALL. 45 00:02:00,405 --> 00:02:00,739 OH... 46 00:02:00,823 --> 00:02:02,699 I'M EVER SO SORRY. 47 00:02:02,783 --> 00:02:03,951 ANYWAY, I'M CERTAIN 48 00:02:04,034 --> 00:02:05,994 I OUGHT TO BE GETTING HOME NOW. 49 00:02:06,078 --> 00:02:07,704 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, ARNOLD. 50 00:02:07,788 --> 00:02:09,164 SEE YOU, LILA. 51 00:02:09,248 --> 00:02:12,459 HUH, ARNOLD SPURNED ONCE AGAIN BY LILA-- 52 00:02:12,543 --> 00:02:14,795 THE UNDESERVING OBJECT 53 00:02:14,878 --> 00:02:16,213 OF HIS MOST STUPID BOYHOOD AFFECTIONS. 54 00:02:18,924 --> 00:02:20,551 AND YET, HERE I STAND 55 00:02:20,634 --> 00:02:22,928 PATHETICALLY LURKING IN THE SHADOWS 56 00:02:23,011 --> 00:02:25,430 BUSTING WITH DESIRE FOR MY BELOVED 57 00:02:25,514 --> 00:02:28,809 ONLY TOO TIMID AND SHY TO TELL HIM HOW I FEEL. 58 00:02:28,892 --> 00:02:29,935 OH, ARNOLD... 59 00:02:30,018 --> 00:02:32,604 WHAT IS THIS THING CALLED "LOVE?" 60 00:02:32,688 --> 00:02:34,523 WHAT IS THIS CRAZY, LITTLE EMOTION 61 00:02:34,606 --> 00:02:37,234 THAT MAKES OUR STOMACHS CHURN ALL TOPSY-TURVY 62 00:02:37,317 --> 00:02:38,318 OUR KNEES BUCKLE 63 00:02:38,402 --> 00:02:39,236 WHAT IS THIS WACKY FEELING 64 00:02:39,319 --> 00:02:42,990 THAT MAKES US FEEL ATTRACTION FOR ONE PERSON 65 00:02:43,073 --> 00:02:44,575 AND TOTAL REPULSION FOR ANOTHER? 66 00:02:44,658 --> 00:02:45,534 Arnold: HELGA? 67 00:02:45,617 --> 00:02:47,286 ARNOLD! 68 00:02:47,369 --> 00:02:48,662 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 69 00:02:48,745 --> 00:02:49,621 UH... NO ONE, FOOTBALL-HEAD 70 00:02:49,705 --> 00:02:52,416 I WASN'T TALKING TO ANYONE. 71 00:02:52,499 --> 00:02:54,751 I-I WAS SINGING, SINGING A SONG. 72 00:02:54,835 --> 00:02:56,378 NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS. 73 00:02:59,131 --> 00:03:00,090 WOMEN. 74 00:03:00,173 --> 00:03:03,886 OH, ARNOLD, WHERE IN THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN? 75 00:03:03,969 --> 00:03:06,263 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL DAY. 76 00:03:06,346 --> 00:03:07,514 I WAS IN SCHOOL, GRANDPA. 77 00:03:07,598 --> 00:03:08,181 SCHOOL? 78 00:03:08,265 --> 00:03:09,766 WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT SCHOOL 79 00:03:09,850 --> 00:03:11,852 WHEN YOU KNEW DARN WELL 80 00:03:11,935 --> 00:03:13,729 YOUR COUSIN ARNIE WAS COMING TODAY 81 00:03:13,812 --> 00:03:15,105 FOR HIS FOUR-WEEK VISIT? 82 00:03:15,188 --> 00:03:16,940 SORRY, GRANDPA, I TOTALLY FORGOT. 83 00:03:17,024 --> 00:03:18,191 THANKS TO YOU 84 00:03:18,275 --> 00:03:19,776 I HAD TO SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WITH THE WEIRDO. 85 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:22,988 ARNIE, ARE YOU IN THERE? 86 00:03:23,071 --> 00:03:23,572 IT'S ME, ARNOLD. 87 00:03:23,655 --> 00:03:26,033 ( flushing ) 88 00:03:28,368 --> 00:03:28,452 HEY, ARNIE. 89 00:03:28,535 --> 00:03:30,245 HEY. 90 00:03:30,329 --> 00:03:30,954 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO? 91 00:03:31,038 --> 00:03:33,707 I'VE BEEN READING THE INGREDIENTS 92 00:03:33,790 --> 00:03:35,125 ON THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE. 93 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:36,960 THAT'S REALLY... INTERESTING. 94 00:03:37,044 --> 00:03:37,920 YEAH. 95 00:03:38,003 --> 00:03:38,837 WAS IT GOOD FLIGHT? 96 00:03:38,921 --> 00:03:40,714 YEAH, I READ THE INGREDIENTS 97 00:03:40,797 --> 00:03:43,926 ON THE BACK OF THIS LITTLE BAG OF PEANUTS. 98 00:03:44,009 --> 00:03:50,223 ( slurping ) 99 00:03:50,307 --> 00:03:51,975 Ernie: SO, ARNIE... 100 00:03:52,059 --> 00:03:53,310 WHAT'S YOUR DEAL? 101 00:03:53,393 --> 00:03:54,895 YOU KNOW, WHAT ARE YOU INTO? 102 00:03:54,978 --> 00:03:56,271 WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? 103 00:03:56,355 --> 00:03:57,522 I LIKE TO COUNT THINGS. 104 00:03:57,606 --> 00:03:59,983 COUNT THINGS. 105 00:04:00,067 --> 00:04:02,653 SUZIE, WHAT KIND OF STUPID ANSWER IS THAT? 106 00:04:02,736 --> 00:04:03,654 WHAT? HE'S AN IDIOT. 107 00:04:03,737 --> 00:04:06,448 HE IS NOT AN IDIOT, HE'S JUST A LITTLE SHY. 108 00:04:06,531 --> 00:04:08,700 WHAT ELSE ARE YOU INTERESTED IN, ARNIE? 109 00:04:08,784 --> 00:04:11,286 GUM... ( snorts ) PLAIN-FLAVORED GUM. 110 00:04:12,496 --> 00:04:15,248 OKAY, SO MAYBE HE IS A LITTLE SLOW. 111 00:04:15,332 --> 00:04:15,666 WHAT A LOSER. 112 00:04:15,749 --> 00:04:18,126 OH, HE'S SO UGLY. 113 00:04:18,210 --> 00:04:19,461 I CANNOT LOOK AT HIM! 114 00:04:21,964 --> 00:04:23,340 IT'S AMAZIN', ARNOLD. 115 00:04:23,423 --> 00:04:26,343 HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU ONLY HE'S A LOT UGLIER 116 00:04:26,426 --> 00:04:29,721 AND HE TALKS KIND OF LIKE YOU, ONLY HE'S A LOT DUMBER. 117 00:04:29,805 --> 00:04:31,056 I HATE TO SAY IT 118 00:04:31,139 --> 00:04:32,766 BUT, TO TELL THE PLAIN TRUTH 119 00:04:32,849 --> 00:04:34,184 YOU'RE COUSIN'S DULL AS DIRT. 120 00:04:34,268 --> 00:04:35,978 I KNOW, STINKY, BUT HE'S FAMILY. 121 00:04:36,061 --> 00:04:37,187 SO, I'D APPRECIATE IT 122 00:04:37,270 --> 00:04:37,854 IF YOU COULD BE NICE TO HIM 123 00:04:37,938 --> 00:04:40,649 AND JUST TRY TO LIKE HIM. 124 00:04:40,732 --> 00:04:42,317 I COLLECT LINT. 125 00:04:42,401 --> 00:04:45,070 I SAVED THIS FROM MY BROWN CORDUROYS LAST SUMMER. 126 00:04:45,153 --> 00:04:46,530 DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT? 127 00:04:46,613 --> 00:04:48,949 OH, NADINE, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME. 128 00:04:49,032 --> 00:04:50,367 WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE 129 00:04:50,450 --> 00:04:51,868 FOR THAT... THAT THING WE HAVE TO DO. 130 00:04:51,952 --> 00:04:53,412 HURRY, NADINE, HURRY! 131 00:04:54,830 --> 00:04:59,042 OH, MAN, WHAT A DWEEB. 132 00:04:59,126 --> 00:05:00,877 WELL, OKAY, ARNOLD I'LL BE NICE TO HIM 133 00:05:00,961 --> 00:05:03,797 AND I'LL EVEN TRY TO LIKE HIM. 134 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,298 BUT IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE 135 00:05:05,382 --> 00:05:07,718 ANYBODY COULD DEEP DOWN AND TRULY LIKE 136 00:05:07,801 --> 00:05:11,179 SOMEONE LIKE YOUR POOR, SORRY, COUSIN ARNIE. 137 00:05:11,263 --> 00:05:12,305 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 138 00:05:17,686 --> 00:05:19,187 HI... 139 00:05:19,271 --> 00:05:20,981 ( snorts ) HEY. 140 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:26,820 Grandpa: HOW ABOUT THAT, SHORT MAN 141 00:05:26,903 --> 00:05:28,697 THE LITTLE DWEEB'S GOT SOME PLANS. 142 00:05:28,780 --> 00:05:31,408 Arnold: YEAH, LOOKS LIKE I'M ON MY OWN TONIGHT. 143 00:05:31,491 --> 00:05:32,576 I'LL GO SEE A MOVIE. 144 00:05:34,494 --> 00:05:36,496 "POLYSORBATE-80, MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE 145 00:05:36,580 --> 00:05:38,665 YELLOW DYE NUMBER FIVE, CAROTENE..." 146 00:05:38,749 --> 00:05:40,208 GOSH, ARNIE, IT'S JUST EVER SO IMPRESSIVE 147 00:05:40,292 --> 00:05:43,086 THE WAY YOU READ ALL THOSE BIG WORDS. 148 00:05:43,170 --> 00:05:45,505 I'M GOING TO GO GET SOME POPCORN. 149 00:05:53,096 --> 00:05:53,930 LILA? 150 00:05:54,014 --> 00:05:55,557 HELLO, ARNOLD. 151 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:56,349 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 152 00:05:56,433 --> 00:05:59,102 YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T LIKE SCARY MOVIES. 153 00:05:59,186 --> 00:05:59,770 WELL, I'M CERTAIN I DON'T. 154 00:05:59,853 --> 00:06:02,272 THIS IS EVIL TWIN II. 155 00:06:02,355 --> 00:06:04,107 OH... 156 00:06:04,191 --> 00:06:05,275 WELL, GOSH... 157 00:06:05,358 --> 00:06:06,401 HEY. 158 00:06:08,278 --> 00:06:11,615 UM, LILA, CAN I TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE? 159 00:06:12,949 --> 00:06:14,451 LILA, I APPRECIATE YOU BEING NICE 160 00:06:14,534 --> 00:06:16,995 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO HANG AROUND WITH MY COUSIN 161 00:06:17,079 --> 00:06:18,288 JUST BECAUSE YOU BAD FOR HIM. 162 00:06:18,371 --> 00:06:21,208 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH ARNIE 163 00:06:21,291 --> 00:06:22,542 JUST BECAUSE HE'S WEIRD. 164 00:06:22,626 --> 00:06:26,004 ARNOLD, I'M AFRAID YOU'VE GOT IT, OH, SO WRONG. 165 00:06:26,088 --> 00:06:27,255 I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR ARNIE 166 00:06:27,339 --> 00:06:30,383 AND I'M CERTAIN I DON'T THINK HE'S WEIRD. 167 00:06:30,467 --> 00:06:31,468 AS A MATTER OF FACT 168 00:06:31,551 --> 00:06:33,470 I'VE FALLEN MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM. 169 00:06:33,553 --> 00:06:34,221 WHAT?! 170 00:06:34,304 --> 00:06:35,472 I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM. 171 00:06:35,555 --> 00:06:36,890 HE'S THE BOY OF MY DREAMS. 172 00:06:36,973 --> 00:06:38,725 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT: 173 00:06:38,809 --> 00:06:41,353 YOU DON'T LIKE ME BUT YOU LIKE ARNIE. 174 00:06:41,436 --> 00:06:43,021 WELL, YES. 175 00:06:43,105 --> 00:06:45,315 HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLE PREFER HIM TO ME? 176 00:06:45,398 --> 00:06:48,318 GOSH, ARNOLD, I SUPPOSE IT'S JUST BECAUSE ARNIE HAS 177 00:06:48,401 --> 00:06:51,780 THAT, OH, SO SPECIAL SOMETHING. 178 00:06:51,863 --> 00:06:53,448 ( screams ) 179 00:06:53,532 --> 00:06:55,784 THIS IS BETTER THAN ANY MOVIE. 180 00:06:57,744 --> 00:07:00,205 ( Lila giggling ) 181 00:07:04,417 --> 00:07:05,961 ( sighs ) 182 00:07:10,257 --> 00:07:11,633 OH... 183 00:07:17,222 --> 00:07:19,599 ( giggling ) 184 00:07:19,683 --> 00:07:21,226 I STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND 185 00:07:21,309 --> 00:07:23,353 HOW LILA COULD PREFER 186 00:07:23,436 --> 00:07:25,772 YOUR PLAIN, HOMELY, DULL-AS-DIRT COUSIN ARNIE 187 00:07:25,856 --> 00:07:27,023 OVER YOU, ARNOLD. 188 00:07:27,107 --> 00:07:30,360 I MEAN, YOU'RE NO DAPPER DAN 189 00:07:30,443 --> 00:07:32,529 BUT YOU SURE ARE BETTER LOOKING 190 00:07:32,612 --> 00:07:35,073 AND YOU'RE SURE A LOT MORE FUN TO TALK TO. 191 00:07:35,157 --> 00:07:37,033 BUT SHE JUST LIKES HIM BETTER. 192 00:07:37,117 --> 00:07:38,243 LOOK AT HER GLOW. 193 00:07:38,326 --> 00:07:39,995 STINKY... SHUT UP. 194 00:07:40,078 --> 00:07:40,579 WHAT DID I SAY? 195 00:07:42,289 --> 00:07:45,375 HEY, FOOTBALL-HEAD, HOW'S IT GOING? 196 00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:46,668 Helga: STILL UPSET? 197 00:07:46,751 --> 00:07:48,211 HOW CAN SHE PREFER HIM TO ME? 198 00:07:48,295 --> 00:07:49,212 MAYBE HE'S JUST GOT 199 00:07:49,296 --> 00:07:50,881 THAT CERTAIN SPECIAL SOMETHING 200 00:07:50,964 --> 00:07:52,382 SHE'S LOOKING FOR. 201 00:07:52,465 --> 00:07:54,509 COME ON, HELGA, THE GUY COLLECTS LINT. 202 00:07:54,593 --> 00:07:56,720 I CAN'T STAND LOOKING AT THEM ANYMORE. 203 00:07:56,803 --> 00:07:58,180 IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY! 204 00:07:58,263 --> 00:08:00,432 IF YOU WANT TO GET LILA TO STOP LIKING ARNIE 205 00:08:00,515 --> 00:08:02,142 JUST PRETEND YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER GIRL. 206 00:08:02,225 --> 00:08:04,728 THAT WAY, LILA WILL BE JEALOUS 207 00:08:04,811 --> 00:08:06,313 AND COME CRAWLING BACK TO YOU. 208 00:08:06,396 --> 00:08:08,565 OH, COME ON, THAT WON'T WORK. 209 00:08:08,648 --> 00:08:09,733 THIS JUST IN, ARNOLD: 210 00:08:09,816 --> 00:08:10,775 GIRLS DON'T LIKE YOU 211 00:08:10,859 --> 00:08:12,110 IF THEY KNOW YOU LIKE THEM. 212 00:08:12,194 --> 00:08:12,569 THEY DON'T? 213 00:08:12,652 --> 00:08:14,029 NO, GIRLS LIKE YOU 214 00:08:14,112 --> 00:08:15,947 IF THEY THINK YOU DON'T LIKE THEM. 215 00:08:16,031 --> 00:08:17,824 SO IF LILA THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL GOOFY 216 00:08:17,908 --> 00:08:19,451 OVER SOME OTHER GIRL 217 00:08:19,534 --> 00:08:22,621 SHE'D DUMP ARNIE AND FALL RIGHT BACK IN YOUR LAP. 218 00:08:22,704 --> 00:08:23,622 WOULD IT WORK? 219 00:08:23,705 --> 00:08:24,331 TRUST ME. 220 00:08:24,414 --> 00:08:26,082 OKAY, WHO CAN I GET? 221 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:28,585 I DON'T KNOW, THERE MUST BE SOMEONE AROUND. 222 00:08:28,668 --> 00:08:29,419 PHOEBE? 223 00:08:29,502 --> 00:08:31,087 OH, ARNOLD, PLEASE. 224 00:08:31,171 --> 00:08:33,381 NO ONE'S EVER GOING TO BE JEALOUS OF PHOEBE. 225 00:08:33,465 --> 00:08:33,924 SHEENA? 226 00:08:34,007 --> 00:08:34,257 TOO GEEKY. 227 00:08:34,341 --> 00:08:35,342 RHONDA? 228 00:08:35,425 --> 00:08:36,593 LIKE RHONDA LLOYD 229 00:08:36,676 --> 00:08:37,928 WOULD EVER PRETEND TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 230 00:08:38,011 --> 00:08:40,597 WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU? 231 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:41,514 ME? 232 00:08:41,598 --> 00:08:42,849 TALK ABOUT A CRAZY IDEA. 233 00:08:42,933 --> 00:08:44,976 BUT WHAT, THE HEY, I'M IN A GOOD MOOD. 234 00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:46,394 I GUESS I COULD HELP YOU OUT. 235 00:08:46,478 --> 00:08:49,022 DON'T SAY I NEVER DID YOU ANY FAVORS, ARNOLDO. 236 00:08:53,026 --> 00:08:55,904 ( quavers ) 237 00:08:55,987 --> 00:08:56,696 Helga: ALL RIGHT, ROMEO 238 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:58,240 YOU SIT BEHIND ME AND START BRUSHING. 239 00:08:58,323 --> 00:08:59,616 WHEN THEY ROUND THE CORNER 240 00:08:59,699 --> 00:09:02,953 SHE'LL SEE US AND INSTANTLY GO GREEN WITH ENVY. 241 00:09:03,036 --> 00:09:05,872 YOU WANT ME TO BRUSH YOUR HAIR TO MAKE LILA JEALOUS? 242 00:09:05,956 --> 00:09:06,456 DID I STUTTER, LOVERBOY? 243 00:09:06,539 --> 00:09:08,542 HAVE A SEAT AND GET TO IT 244 00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:09,918 BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT HELPING YOU. 245 00:09:10,001 --> 00:09:12,379 HERE THEY COME. 246 00:09:22,347 --> 00:09:24,057 ( class bell rings ) 247 00:09:26,059 --> 00:09:28,687 SHOW TIME! 248 00:09:30,063 --> 00:09:33,191 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GOING TO ACTUALLY DO THIS. 249 00:09:33,275 --> 00:09:34,150 ( Helga laughs ) 250 00:09:34,234 --> 00:09:37,570 OH, ARNOLD, THAT TICKLES. 251 00:09:37,654 --> 00:09:38,697 OOPS, EXCUSE US. 252 00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:46,830 Arnold: NO WAY. 253 00:09:46,913 --> 00:09:48,331 I DRAW THE LINE. 254 00:09:48,415 --> 00:09:50,834 OH, COME ON, FOOTBALL-HEAD, IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 255 00:09:50,917 --> 00:09:52,585 BESIDES, THEY'RE LOOKING OVER HERE RIGHT NOW. 256 00:10:01,219 --> 00:10:02,846 GOSH, ARNOLD SURE IS SPENDING 257 00:10:02,929 --> 00:10:03,805 A LOT OF TIME WITH HELGA LATELY. 258 00:10:06,474 --> 00:10:06,683 YEAH. 259 00:10:11,604 --> 00:10:13,565 LOOK, I GOT YOU A PRESENT. 260 00:10:15,609 --> 00:10:17,027 HERE, I'LL OPEN IT FOR YOU. 261 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:18,194 IT'S FRENCH. 262 00:10:18,278 --> 00:10:20,572 I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE READING 263 00:10:20,655 --> 00:10:22,657 THE INGREDIENTS IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE. 264 00:10:22,741 --> 00:10:24,701 THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU. 265 00:10:24,784 --> 00:10:27,537 GOSH, ARNIE, WHATEVER COULD IT BE? 266 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:27,912 HEY. 267 00:10:27,996 --> 00:10:29,873 HEY, ARNIE 268 00:10:29,956 --> 00:10:30,999 COULD I TALK TO HELGA ALONE? 269 00:10:31,082 --> 00:10:32,834 SURE. 270 00:10:36,338 --> 00:10:37,172 I BROKE UP WITH LILA. 271 00:10:37,255 --> 00:10:39,966 YOU BROKE UP WITH LILA! 272 00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:40,342 WHY? 273 00:10:40,425 --> 00:10:42,010 THE THING IS 274 00:10:42,093 --> 00:10:43,887 I REALIZED I HAVE OTHER FEELINGS. 275 00:10:43,970 --> 00:10:45,555 WHAT KIND OF FEELINGS? 276 00:10:45,638 --> 00:10:46,806 HE DUMPED YOU?! 277 00:10:46,890 --> 00:10:48,558 ARNIE... DUMPED YOU? 278 00:10:48,641 --> 00:10:49,184 UH-HUH. 279 00:10:49,267 --> 00:10:50,977 YOU'RE KIDDING. 280 00:10:51,061 --> 00:10:52,979 NO, ARNOLD, I'M EVER SO SERIOUS. 281 00:10:53,063 --> 00:10:54,022 ARNIE, YOU'RE TALKING IN CIRCLES. 282 00:10:54,105 --> 00:10:55,190 SPIT IT OUT! 283 00:10:55,273 --> 00:10:57,692 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 284 00:10:57,776 --> 00:10:58,860 I LOVE YOU. 285 00:10:59,152 --> 00:11:01,571 EXCUSE ME? 286 00:11:01,654 --> 00:11:02,405 I'M REALLY SORRY, LILA. 287 00:11:02,489 --> 00:11:05,909 I'M SURE I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 288 00:11:05,992 --> 00:11:08,203 AFTER ALL, WE GOT ALONG SO GREAT. 289 00:11:08,286 --> 00:11:10,246 WE HAD SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER 290 00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:12,290 AND EVER SO MUCH IN COMMON. 291 00:11:12,374 --> 00:11:15,293 WELL, MAYBE HE JUST WASN'T THAT OH, SO SPECIAL SOMEONE 292 00:11:15,377 --> 00:11:16,836 YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR. 293 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,254 YEAH, MAYBE. 294 00:11:18,338 --> 00:11:20,340 ANYWAY, ARNOLD, THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH 295 00:11:20,423 --> 00:11:21,424 FOR COMFORTING ME. 296 00:11:21,508 --> 00:11:22,801 ANYTIME, LILA. 297 00:11:22,884 --> 00:11:24,844 NOW, COULD I ASK YOU A FAVOR? 298 00:11:24,928 --> 00:11:25,929 SURE, LILA. 299 00:11:26,012 --> 00:11:28,390 COULD YOU TAKE YOUR HAND OFF MY SHOULDER? 300 00:11:28,473 --> 00:11:30,225 AS I'VE TOLD YOU OVER AND OVER 301 00:11:30,308 --> 00:11:32,936 I DON'T LIKE-YOU LIKE YOU 302 00:11:33,019 --> 00:11:35,063 I JUST LIKE YOU. 303 00:11:35,146 --> 00:11:37,190 I WANT US TO SHARE EVERY WAKING MOMENT. 304 00:11:37,273 --> 00:11:38,942 LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MYSELF: 305 00:11:39,025 --> 00:11:41,194 I LIKE GUM AND I LIKE COUNTING THINGS 306 00:11:41,277 --> 00:11:43,113 BUT MOST OF ALL, I LIKE GUM. 307 00:11:43,196 --> 00:11:45,198 I ALSO LIKE READING THE INGREDIENTS ON FOOD PACKAGES. 308 00:11:45,281 --> 00:11:47,492 IT'S KIND OF MY HOBBY. 309 00:11:58,837 --> 00:12:01,297 Oskar: SUZIE, MAKE ME A SANDWICH. 310 00:12:01,381 --> 00:12:02,632 IN A MINUTE, OSKAR. 311 00:12:02,715 --> 00:12:04,300 I'M IRONING YOUR PANTS. 312 00:12:04,384 --> 00:12:06,386 WHY CAN'T YOU DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME? 313 00:12:06,469 --> 00:12:07,137 OH, OSKAR. 314 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:07,429 WHAT? 315 00:12:07,512 --> 00:12:08,847 YOU KNOW 316 00:12:08,930 --> 00:12:09,347 HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO. 317 00:12:09,431 --> 00:12:11,307 CAN'T YOU HELP OUT? 318 00:12:11,391 --> 00:12:12,809 MY COUSIN NANCY'S COMING 319 00:12:12,892 --> 00:12:13,393 ANY MINUTE WITH HER BABY. 320 00:12:13,476 --> 00:12:15,979 I JUST WANT A SANDWICH. 321 00:12:16,062 --> 00:12:17,230 WHEN NANCY GETS HERE 322 00:12:17,313 --> 00:12:18,648 I WANT TO KNOW THAT I CAN COUNT ON YOUR HELP. 323 00:12:18,731 --> 00:12:22,026 THE BABY WILL BE A LOT OF WORK, YOU KNOW. 324 00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:23,945 COME ON, SUZIE, MAKE ME A SANDWICH. 325 00:12:24,028 --> 00:12:24,279 ( knock at door ) 326 00:12:24,362 --> 00:12:26,614 HERE WE ARE. 327 00:12:26,698 --> 00:12:28,658 OOH, LOOK AT YOU, "PRECIOUMS." 328 00:12:28,741 --> 00:12:30,034 YOU'RE SUCH A BIG BOY, AREN'T YOU? 329 00:12:30,118 --> 00:12:32,579 ( gurgles ) 330 00:12:32,662 --> 00:12:34,414 I'VE GOT EVERYTHING YOU'LL NEED: 331 00:12:34,497 --> 00:12:35,957 TWO-DAY SUPPLY OF DIAPERS 332 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,876 PACIFIERS, BABY WIPES 333 00:12:37,959 --> 00:12:39,878 BABY POWDER, BOTTLES 334 00:12:39,961 --> 00:12:42,630 AND OSKAR'S FAVORITE RATTLE. 335 00:12:42,714 --> 00:12:43,381 SUZIE, WHERE'S MY SANDWICH? 336 00:12:43,465 --> 00:12:46,968 YOU KNOW, WE NAMED BABY OSKAR 337 00:12:47,051 --> 00:12:50,263 BEFORE WE REALLY KNEW YOUR OSKAR. 338 00:12:50,346 --> 00:12:52,348 WELL, I'LL SEE YOU IN TWO DAYS. 339 00:12:52,432 --> 00:12:53,099 THANKS SO MUCH, SUZE. 340 00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:55,435 YOU'RE A LIFESAVER. 341 00:12:55,518 --> 00:12:56,519 IT'LL BE FUN 342 00:12:56,603 --> 00:12:59,272 HAVING A BABY AROUND THE BOARDING HOUSE. 343 00:12:59,355 --> 00:13:02,150 YEAH, SURE, AS LONG AS HE STAYS OUT OF MY WAY. 344 00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:02,734 ( giggling ) 345 00:13:02,817 --> 00:13:04,694 ( sweetly ): OSKAR! 346 00:13:04,777 --> 00:13:06,863 OSKAR! 347 00:13:06,946 --> 00:13:07,697 WHAT?! 348 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,032 I WAS TALKING TO THE BABY. 349 00:13:09,115 --> 00:13:09,532 ( groans ) 350 00:13:09,616 --> 00:13:11,367 SUZIE, I'M HUNGRY. 351 00:13:11,451 --> 00:13:12,785 MAKE ME A SANDWICH. 352 00:13:12,869 --> 00:13:14,621 I CAN'T-- I HAVE TO BATHE THE BABY. 353 00:13:14,704 --> 00:13:16,873 WHAT FOR? IT'S NOT GOING ANYPLACE. 354 00:13:16,956 --> 00:13:17,540 OH, OSKAR. 355 00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:18,458 WHAT?! 356 00:13:18,541 --> 00:13:19,876 ALL I WANT IS A SANDWICH. 357 00:13:19,959 --> 00:13:20,585 AS LONG AS THE BABY IS HERE 358 00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:23,129 HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO COME FIRST. 359 00:13:23,213 --> 00:13:24,631 BUT WHAT ABOUT ME? 360 00:13:25,381 --> 00:13:27,175 ( groans ) 361 00:13:27,258 --> 00:13:30,803 ( playing saxophone ) 362 00:13:30,887 --> 00:13:37,435 ( baby crying ) 363 00:13:39,354 --> 00:13:41,022 ( toots loudly ) 364 00:13:42,899 --> 00:13:43,942 ( cries harder ) 365 00:13:44,025 --> 00:13:44,192 OSKAR! PLEASE! 366 00:13:44,275 --> 00:13:45,902 WHAT? 367 00:13:45,985 --> 00:13:47,320 I HAVE TO PRACTICE. 368 00:13:47,403 --> 00:13:49,072 YOU'RE NOT ALONE IN THIS HOUSE. 369 00:13:49,155 --> 00:13:50,823 YOU ONLY THINK ABOUT YOURSELF. 370 00:13:50,907 --> 00:13:53,868 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 371 00:13:53,952 --> 00:13:58,706 ( baby crying ) 372 00:13:59,624 --> 00:14:01,918 SUZIE, IT'S CRYING AGAIN. 373 00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:04,295 THEN PICK HIM UP AND HOLD HIM FOR A MINUTE. 374 00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:06,422 I'M NOT GOING TO PICK IT UP, IT SMELLS. 375 00:14:06,506 --> 00:14:07,215 HE PROBABLY NEEDS 376 00:14:07,298 --> 00:14:08,216 A NEW DIAPER. 377 00:14:08,299 --> 00:14:09,008 CAN YOU JUST... 378 00:14:09,092 --> 00:14:11,135 COME ON, SUZIE, THAT'S DISGUSTING. 379 00:14:11,219 --> 00:14:13,221 THERE IS NOTHING DISGUSTING ABOUT IT. 380 00:14:13,304 --> 00:14:13,763 IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL. 381 00:14:13,846 --> 00:14:15,640 AND STOP CALLING HIM "IT." 382 00:14:15,723 --> 00:14:16,349 HE'S NOT AN "IT," HE'S A "HE" 383 00:14:16,432 --> 00:14:18,476 AND HIS NAME IS OSKAR. 384 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:19,519 THAT'S ANOTHER THING-- HE TOOK MY NAME 385 00:14:19,602 --> 00:14:22,313 AND NOW EVERY TIME YOU SAY, "OSKAR" 386 00:14:22,397 --> 00:14:23,606 I THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO ME 387 00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:25,108 BUT IT'S ALWAYS THAT LITTLE BRAT. 388 00:14:25,191 --> 00:14:29,237 ( cooing ) 389 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:29,862 GET YOUR OWN! 390 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:35,410 ( Oskar snoring ) 391 00:14:35,493 --> 00:14:37,495 ( snoring ) 392 00:14:39,038 --> 00:14:40,331 ( shivering ) 393 00:14:40,415 --> 00:14:43,960 ( baby crying ) 394 00:14:46,296 --> 00:14:53,011 ( crying ) 395 00:14:53,094 --> 00:14:54,846 OSKAR! 396 00:14:54,929 --> 00:14:57,473 ( baby crying ) 397 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,143 SUZIE, WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST? 398 00:15:00,226 --> 00:15:02,478 I'M SORRY, OSKAR, I'LL GET IT IN A MINUTE. 399 00:15:02,562 --> 00:15:03,646 BUT I'M HUNGRY NOW. 400 00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:04,647 I'M FEEDING THE BABY RIGHT NOW. 401 00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:07,025 WHY CAN'T YOU FEED HIM LATER? 402 00:15:07,108 --> 00:15:08,067 I'M YOUR HUSBAND. 403 00:15:08,151 --> 00:15:09,861 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF ME. 404 00:15:09,944 --> 00:15:11,779 OSKAR, PLEASE, YOU'RE A GROWN MAN 405 00:15:11,863 --> 00:15:13,156 AND HE'S JUST A BABY. 406 00:15:13,239 --> 00:15:14,240 THAT'S HIS PROBLEM. 407 00:15:14,324 --> 00:15:15,950 JUST STOP BEING SO RIDICULOUS. 408 00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:17,910 WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GROW UP? 409 00:15:17,994 --> 00:15:19,287 I'LL DO IT TOMORROW. 410 00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:21,956 TOMORROW! THAT'S ALL I EVER HEAR FROM YOU. 411 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:22,498 TOMORROW'S A GOOD DAY. 412 00:15:22,582 --> 00:15:24,626 SURE IT'S A GOOD DAY 413 00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:25,501 FOR YOU. 414 00:15:25,585 --> 00:15:27,128 TOMORROW'S A GRAND DAY FOR YOU 415 00:15:27,211 --> 00:15:28,338 BECAUSE TOMORROW'S THE DAY 416 00:15:28,421 --> 00:15:29,631 YOU'LL GET A GOOD JOB 417 00:15:29,714 --> 00:15:30,506 YOU'LL PAY THE BILLS. 418 00:15:30,590 --> 00:15:31,674 AND YOU'LL GROW UP 419 00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:34,344 AND START ACTING RESPONSIBLE. 420 00:15:34,427 --> 00:15:36,929 BUT TOMORROW NEVER COMES FOR YOU, DOES IT, OSKAR 421 00:15:37,013 --> 00:15:39,807 BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS SO CONVENIENTLY A DAY AWAY. 422 00:15:39,891 --> 00:15:41,517 RIGHT, IT'S ALWAYS A DAY AWAY 423 00:15:41,601 --> 00:15:43,478 JUST LIKE THAT SONG THE LITTLE ORPHAN GIRL SINGS. 424 00:15:43,561 --> 00:15:46,189 WHAT ABOUT TODAY, OSKAR? 425 00:15:46,272 --> 00:15:48,149 AND WHAT ABOUT YESTERDAY? 426 00:15:48,232 --> 00:15:49,317 WHEN I NEEDED YOUR HELP 427 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,902 YOU JUST LOAFED AROUND THE HOUSE. 428 00:15:50,985 --> 00:15:52,528 WHEN I WAS TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF THE CLEANING 429 00:15:52,612 --> 00:15:54,697 AND THE BILLS AND THE BABY 430 00:15:54,781 --> 00:15:56,866 YOU ASKED ME TO MAKE YOU A SANDWICH. 431 00:15:56,949 --> 00:15:57,992 AND YOU NEVER DID. 432 00:15:58,076 --> 00:15:59,202 BECAUSE I WAS BUSY! 433 00:15:59,285 --> 00:16:01,663 YOU EXPECT EVERYONE ELSE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. 434 00:16:01,746 --> 00:16:03,289 OH, COME ON, I DON'T EXPECT 435 00:16:03,373 --> 00:16:05,124 EVERYONE ELSE TO TAKE CARE OF ME-- 436 00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:06,334 JUST YOU. 437 00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:06,834 OH, OSKAR! 438 00:16:06,918 --> 00:16:08,044 ( phone rings ) 439 00:16:08,961 --> 00:16:09,837 HELLO? 440 00:16:09,921 --> 00:16:12,924 OH, MR. BUDNICK, HELLO! 441 00:16:13,007 --> 00:16:14,384 RIGHT NOW? 442 00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:14,884 WELL, INVENTORY? 443 00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:16,678 YES, BUT I HAVE TO... 444 00:16:16,761 --> 00:16:18,054 TIME AND A HALF? 445 00:16:18,137 --> 00:16:20,390 WELL... I'LL BE THERE IN 20 MINUTES. 446 00:16:20,473 --> 00:16:21,307 OSKAR? 447 00:16:21,391 --> 00:16:23,768 OH, ARE YOU TALKING TO ME OR THAT RUGRAT? 448 00:16:23,851 --> 00:16:25,311 NOW, LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY. 449 00:16:25,395 --> 00:16:27,146 I HAVE TO GO TO WORK FOR A FEW HOURS. 450 00:16:27,230 --> 00:16:28,940 I WOULD HAVE SAID NO, BUT WE REALLY NEED THE MONEY 451 00:16:29,023 --> 00:16:32,610 SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THE BABY. 452 00:16:32,694 --> 00:16:33,569 COME ON, SUZIE. 453 00:16:33,653 --> 00:16:35,446 CAN'T YOU TAKE IT TO WORK? 454 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:36,155 I CAN'T TAKE A BABY 455 00:16:36,239 --> 00:16:37,573 TO THE DEPARTMENT STORE WITH ME. 456 00:16:37,657 --> 00:16:39,867 IT'S ONLY FOR A FEW HOURS. 457 00:16:39,951 --> 00:16:41,911 HE'LL PROBABLY SLEEP MOST OF THE TIME. 458 00:16:41,994 --> 00:16:43,913 NANCY'S INSTRUCTIONS ARE ON THE TABLE 459 00:16:43,996 --> 00:16:45,123 AND YOU CAN CALL ME. 460 00:16:45,206 --> 00:16:45,748 BUT, SUZIE... 461 00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:48,000 JUST DO THIS FOR ME, PLEASE. 462 00:16:48,084 --> 00:16:49,794 ( baby vomits ) 463 00:16:49,877 --> 00:16:51,713 SUZIE! 464 00:16:51,796 --> 00:16:52,755 HEY, MR. KOKOSHKA. 465 00:16:52,839 --> 00:16:53,464 OH, ARNOLD. 466 00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:54,924 HOW'S MY LITTLE BUDDY? 467 00:16:55,007 --> 00:16:56,759 ( chuckles ) 468 00:16:56,843 --> 00:16:57,969 Arnold: THE THING IS 469 00:16:58,052 --> 00:17:00,555 I HAVE TO GO TO THE SCIENCE FAIR TONIGHT. 470 00:17:00,638 --> 00:17:03,474 BUT, ARNOLD, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BABIES. 471 00:17:03,558 --> 00:17:05,560 AND SUZIE LEFT ME ALL ALONE WITH IT. 472 00:17:05,643 --> 00:17:07,270 PLEASE HELP ME. 473 00:17:07,353 --> 00:17:08,438 ( gurgling ) 474 00:17:17,864 --> 00:17:20,742 Man: HELLO, OSKAR, YOU OLD GOAT. 475 00:17:20,825 --> 00:17:22,577 Man 2: READY TO PLAY CARDS? 476 00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:23,786 ( laughs ) 477 00:17:23,870 --> 00:17:24,579 MR. KOKOSHKA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 478 00:17:24,662 --> 00:17:26,622 IT'S MY DAILY CARD GAME. 479 00:17:26,706 --> 00:17:28,791 BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BABY? 480 00:17:28,875 --> 00:17:31,169 OH, DON'T WORRY, IT WON'T BOTHER US. 481 00:17:31,252 --> 00:17:33,755 Oskar: OKAY, WHO'S READY TO LOSE SOME MONEY? 482 00:17:33,838 --> 00:17:35,506 THAT'S 20 TO YOU, OSKAR. 483 00:17:35,590 --> 00:17:38,718 OKAY, I SEE YOUR 20... 484 00:17:38,801 --> 00:17:40,094 AND I RAISE YOU 30 MORE. 485 00:17:40,178 --> 00:17:42,472 BUT, OSKAR, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CHIPS HERE. 486 00:17:42,555 --> 00:17:44,307 Oskar: NO PROBLEM. 487 00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:45,308 I BET THE BABY. 488 00:17:45,391 --> 00:17:45,850 MR. KOKOSHKA! 489 00:17:45,933 --> 00:17:48,227 YOU CAN'T BET THE BABY. 490 00:17:48,311 --> 00:17:49,437 CAN HE? 491 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:50,605 WHY CAN'T I? 492 00:17:50,688 --> 00:17:52,523 IT'S GOT TO BE WORTH SOMETHING. 493 00:17:52,607 --> 00:17:53,608 YOU CAN SELL IT TO AN ORPHANAGE. 494 00:17:53,691 --> 00:17:55,151 THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT. 495 00:17:55,234 --> 00:17:59,864 I CAN'T PLAY POKER WITH A BABY CRYING AND FUSSING ALL THE TIME. 496 00:17:59,947 --> 00:18:00,531 YEAH, AND IT SMELLS-- P.U.! 497 00:18:00,615 --> 00:18:01,616 WE'LL SEE YOU. 498 00:18:01,699 --> 00:18:03,659 OH, COME ON, GUYS 499 00:18:03,743 --> 00:18:05,870 I CAN PUT THE BABY IN THE HALLWAY. 500 00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:06,621 JUST A FEW MORE HANDS. 501 00:18:06,704 --> 00:18:10,583 ( baby crying ) 502 00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:12,293 A ROYAL FLUSH! 503 00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:13,336 ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? 504 00:18:13,419 --> 00:18:15,755 ( screams ) 505 00:18:19,675 --> 00:18:21,385 WE HAVE TO DO IT, MR. KOKOSHKA. 506 00:18:21,469 --> 00:18:24,138 IF WE DON'T, HE'S JUST GOING TO KEEP CRYING. 507 00:18:26,265 --> 00:18:28,976 ( diaper tape opens ) 508 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:29,685 ( Oskar crashes to floor ) 509 00:18:29,769 --> 00:18:31,395 ( baby pooping ) 510 00:18:31,479 --> 00:18:33,397 ( swoons ) 511 00:18:33,481 --> 00:18:34,023 ( baby crying ) 512 00:18:34,106 --> 00:18:36,734 Oskar: I WOULD HAVE HELPED 513 00:18:36,818 --> 00:18:38,152 BUT I WAS STILL DIZZY. 514 00:18:38,236 --> 00:18:39,737 IT WAS HORRIBLE, WASN'T IT? 515 00:18:39,821 --> 00:18:41,072 LOOK, IT'S ALMOST 7:00. 516 00:18:41,155 --> 00:18:42,365 I REALLY HAVE TO GO. 517 00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:43,574 BUT, ARNOLD, PLEASE. 518 00:18:43,658 --> 00:18:46,035 HOW CAN YOU JUST ABANDON THE BABY LIKE THIS? 519 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:46,786 I HAVE TO GO, MR. KOKOSHKA. 520 00:18:46,869 --> 00:18:49,455 I CAN'T MISS THE SCIENCE FAIR. 521 00:18:49,539 --> 00:18:51,249 AND BESIDES 522 00:18:51,332 --> 00:18:52,959 HE'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. 523 00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:55,044 BUT, ARNOLD, I CAN'T BE ALONE WITH IT. 524 00:18:55,128 --> 00:18:57,588 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF A BABY. 525 00:18:57,672 --> 00:18:59,340 SUZIE SHOULD BE HOME SOON. 526 00:19:09,809 --> 00:19:11,561 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 527 00:19:11,644 --> 00:19:14,856 WHY DON'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 528 00:19:14,939 --> 00:19:16,065 YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING. 529 00:19:16,148 --> 00:19:17,984 EVERYONE TAKES CARE OF YOU. 530 00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:19,735 WHAT ARE YOU GOOD FOR? NOTHING. 531 00:19:19,819 --> 00:19:21,237 WHAT CAN YOU DO? NOTHING. 532 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,905 JUST CRY AND WHINE AND MOAN 533 00:19:22,989 --> 00:19:25,491 AND MAKE A MESS FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO CLEAN UP. 534 00:19:25,575 --> 00:19:26,367 YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? 535 00:19:26,450 --> 00:19:29,245 MAYBE IT'S FUNNY FOR YOU, BUT NOT FOR ME 536 00:19:29,328 --> 00:19:30,246 BECAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. 537 00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:36,460 ( giggles ) 538 00:19:36,544 --> 00:19:37,753 OKAY, YOU BLEW A BUBBLE. 539 00:19:37,837 --> 00:19:39,463 YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? 540 00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:41,215 ( laughs ) 541 00:19:41,299 --> 00:19:43,259 OKAY, SO MAYBE IT'S A LITTLE FUNNY. 542 00:19:43,342 --> 00:19:44,969 BUT I STILL DON'T LIKE YOU. 543 00:19:45,678 --> 00:19:47,597 HEY, LET GO. 544 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:48,598 YOU GOT A PRETTY STRONG GRIP. 545 00:19:48,681 --> 00:19:50,808 ( giggling ) 546 00:19:50,892 --> 00:19:52,768 OH, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, TOO, HUH? 547 00:19:52,852 --> 00:19:53,811 ( laughs ) 548 00:19:53,895 --> 00:19:55,396 ( giggles ) 549 00:19:55,479 --> 00:19:56,647 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 550 00:19:56,731 --> 00:19:58,733 YOU LIKE CAT CHOW IN THE FIFTH RACE? 551 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:04,071 OKAY, WE PUT TEN DOLLARS TO WIN ON CAT CHOW. 552 00:20:04,155 --> 00:20:05,281 HEY, WHAT'S WRONG? 553 00:20:05,364 --> 00:20:06,741 ARE YOU HUNGRY AGAIN? 554 00:20:09,952 --> 00:20:12,205 YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. 555 00:20:12,288 --> 00:20:13,915 ( hiccuping ) 556 00:20:13,998 --> 00:20:14,624 STOP... STOP MAKING THAT NOISE. 557 00:20:14,707 --> 00:20:15,750 YOU'RE SCARING ME. 558 00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:17,627 ( hiccups ) 559 00:20:22,465 --> 00:20:24,717 WHERE IS EVERYBODY?! 560 00:20:30,514 --> 00:20:31,307 Oskar: TAXI! 561 00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:32,350 THE BINGO TENT... 562 00:20:32,433 --> 00:20:32,892 OUT OF MY WAY! 563 00:20:32,975 --> 00:20:35,353 TO THE HOSPITAL-- HURRY! 564 00:20:35,436 --> 00:20:37,021 ( groans ) 565 00:20:37,104 --> 00:20:39,482 ( car horns honking ) 566 00:20:39,565 --> 00:20:40,608 Oskar: OH, GREAT. 567 00:20:40,691 --> 00:20:43,402 WHY DOES THE POPE HAVE TO BE IN TOWN TODAY? 568 00:20:43,486 --> 00:20:44,695 WE'LL BE HERE FOREVER. 569 00:20:44,779 --> 00:20:47,156 ( baby hiccuping ) 570 00:20:47,239 --> 00:20:48,616 HEY, COME BACK HERE! 571 00:20:55,164 --> 00:20:56,207 WAIT! 572 00:20:57,291 --> 00:20:58,167 ( hiccups ) 573 00:21:04,757 --> 00:21:06,342 ( panting ) 574 00:21:11,013 --> 00:21:12,807 THIS HORRIBLE CZECHOSLOVAKIAN MAN... 575 00:21:12,890 --> 00:21:13,808 ( smack ) 576 00:21:13,891 --> 00:21:14,266 MY BABY'S SICK. 577 00:21:16,936 --> 00:21:18,938 ( Oskar groans ) 578 00:21:19,021 --> 00:21:22,024 IF ONLY I TOOK BETTER CARE OF HIM. 579 00:21:22,108 --> 00:21:24,151 IF ONLY I WAS MORE CAREFUL. 580 00:21:24,235 --> 00:21:25,945 BUT I MADE HIM SICK. 581 00:21:26,028 --> 00:21:27,446 IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 582 00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:28,072 I WAS RESPONSIBLE. 583 00:21:28,155 --> 00:21:31,033 PLEASE LET HIM BE ALL RIGHT. 584 00:21:31,117 --> 00:21:34,453 IF YOU MAKE HIM ALL RIGHT, I PROMISE FROM THIS DAY 585 00:21:34,537 --> 00:21:38,040 I'LL ONLY GO TO THE RACE TRACK TWO DAYS A WEEK. 586 00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:41,377 OH, AND I'M SORRY WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE POPE. 587 00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:42,128 YOU... 588 00:21:42,211 --> 00:21:44,463 ( crash ) 589 00:21:44,547 --> 00:21:45,881 Man: MR. KOKOSHKA? 590 00:21:45,965 --> 00:21:47,299 MR. KOKOSHKA? 591 00:21:49,260 --> 00:21:50,761 BABY OSKAR IS OKAY? 592 00:21:50,845 --> 00:21:52,555 A-OKAY. 593 00:21:52,638 --> 00:21:55,391 HE HAD A MINOR CASE OF THE HICCUPS. 594 00:21:55,474 --> 00:21:56,559 THE HICCUPS? 595 00:21:56,642 --> 00:21:57,560 BABY OSKAR. 596 00:21:57,643 --> 00:21:59,603 ( laughs ) 597 00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:01,063 Nancy: THANKS SO MUCH, SUZIE. 598 00:22:01,147 --> 00:22:02,648 I HOPE HE WASN'T TOO MUCH TROUBLE. 599 00:22:02,732 --> 00:22:03,899 NOT AT ALL. 600 00:22:03,983 --> 00:22:06,068 OSKAR AND I JUST LOVED HAVING HIM. 601 00:22:06,152 --> 00:22:07,069 DIDN'T WE? 602 00:22:07,153 --> 00:22:07,987 EH! 603 00:22:08,070 --> 00:22:10,031 CAN YOU SAY GOOD-BYE? 604 00:22:10,114 --> 00:22:11,032 SAY BYE-BYE. 605 00:22:11,115 --> 00:22:13,034 SAY BYE-BYE. 606 00:22:13,117 --> 00:22:13,617 GO ON. 607 00:22:13,701 --> 00:22:15,661 WHAT IS IT, BABY? 608 00:22:15,745 --> 00:22:16,912 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 609 00:22:16,996 --> 00:22:18,873 OH... OH, MY! 610 00:22:18,956 --> 00:22:21,167 I THINK HE LIKES YOU. 611 00:22:23,127 --> 00:22:26,255 I THINK OSKAR LIKES THE BABY, TOO, DON'T YOU? 612 00:22:26,338 --> 00:22:27,882 EH, HE'S OKAY. 613 00:22:27,965 --> 00:22:30,342 THANKS AGAIN FOR EVERYTHING. 614 00:22:32,887 --> 00:22:34,597 OH, OSKAR. 615 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,681 WHAT? 616 00:22:35,765 --> 00:22:36,515 I LOVE YOU. 617 00:22:36,599 --> 00:22:39,810 IF YOU LOVE ME, THEN MAKE ME A SANDWICH. 618 00:22:39,894 --> 00:22:41,979 OH, OSKAR! 619 00:22:49,695 --> 00:22:53,449 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 620 00:22:53,532 --> 00:22:55,910 and NICKELODEON